Zhongli And Tartaglia

Childe went to an abyss mage and asked for a pair of tiddies to play with. The Mage was happy to help. But Mages tend to misunderstand things. The Mage bestowed breasts on his chest. Distraught, he vowed to beat the sense out of the mage later after he seeks help from Zhongli. He asked for help with his issue, he also complained of his neck arms back hurting. So in return Zhongli made a contract. He bestowed Childe with 2 rock clones. The clones were assigned to hold up each of his heavy daddy milkers. This was not the help he wanted. Zhongli replied “Sorry bro, you signed the contract.”